La Princesse pète un câble at La Comédie de Metz
In 24 days
A Storyteller wants to tell his tale, but his Princess refuses “once upon a time” and an arranged marriage. She intends to live as she pleases, and chaos follows. An offbeat comedy, billed in the spirit of Kaamelott.
The story
The Princess wants no part of the life planned for her by her father the King and a prince from who knows where, and even less of her chastity belt. She fully intends to settle the score with the Storyteller, who won't back down. A play by Laurent Gory, with Clémentine West and Laurent Bariohay.
La Comédie de Metz, a regulars' venue of improv, classes and passes
Beyond its comedy listings, La Comédie de Metz works as a place for regulars: people come for the “impact-impro” evenings, for classes and workshops, or with children for the young-audience shows. Its ticketing reflects that habit of returning: a pass for 10 seats, transferable and shareable, costs €170 instead of €220 and stays valid for two years, and “Dîner + Spectacle” gift vouchers are also on offer. One rule is strict, however: once the show has started, entry is refused without a refund, and a booking cannot be moved to another date.
A December weekend between market stalls and café-theatre
These four days fall in the middle of the Christmas market, which runs from 20 November to 30 December 2026. Place de la Comédie, one of its five squares, surrounds the Temple Neuf, the venue's neighbour, so it is hard to get a shorter walk between a mulled wine and curtain-up. On Saturday, the 7 pm show leaves the evening free afterwards, while the 9 pm one suits a late afternoon at the markets. With Sunday's show at 5:30 pm, the day remains open for the Saint Nicholas festivities, announced for 5 and 6 December subject to change. Check market hours, which are still provisional.
Five performances, two actors and a fairy tale off the rails
The play runs five times: Thursday 3 December at 8 pm, Friday 4 at 9 pm, Saturday 5 at 7 pm and 9 pm, Sunday 6 at 5:30 pm. Allow 1 hour 20; it is suitable for all audiences. The text is by Laurent Gory, and the stage duo brings together Clémentine West and Laurent Bariohay, who trained in drama in Marseille at Actor's Sud and is a regular of solo shows mixing stand-up and theatre. A two-hander suits a small room, as the clash between narrator and heroine plays out at close range. The play also tours beyond Metz, with Billetréduc mentioning Grenoble but no date.
Practical information
Address: 1/3 Rue du Pont Saint-Marcel, La Comédie de Metz, 57000 Metz
Frequently asked questions
Where and when?
From 3 December 2026 to 6 December 2026: La Comédie de Metz, 1/3 rue du Pont Saint-Marcel, Metz.
Which way do you reach La Comédie de Metz from the station?
Either walk across the centre or take the Mettis to République, then head on foot towards the Moselle and the Temple Neuf, a handy landmark. The tourist office places the venue a few dozen metres from this church.
Which district is best for sleeping that December weekend?
The centre around the cathedral is most convenient, with the venue and the Christmas market squares all walkable. For other options and to search for accommodation, turn to Staylaro's guide « Se loger à Metz ».
How do you book La Princesse pète un câble?
Through La Comédie de Metz's online box office or on +33 7 81 51 15 12. Choose your performance carefully, since a booking cannot be moved. The official page does not show ticket prices.
